starcookiesyum

1. When I'm in a public area and there's a road of loudass people in front of me who are standing in such a way that it's impossible to get through and they're moving like old women with sticks up their asses 2. When I'm babysitting someone's shitty kid that they only feed mcDonald's and pizza, and then wonder why they're kid is so fuckin fat 3. When I find out that m favorite high school teacher quit teaching art class because all the ignorant asshole students called her a dyke because they're ignorant 4. When I talk about how much I like to eat and someone's like "well you should control your habits." BITCH I DIDN'T ASK FOR ADVICE I ASKE

You know that day right before your birthday and you spring on random people and you're like, "So, whatcha gettin me for my birthday?" And then they laugh and say something like "a hug", or "some cookies"? Well. They could at least keep their promise. Never have I ever actually gotten that hug, or some cookies. Or a box of love. Now, how long does it take to make a hug? Like five seconds? Let's talk about other stuff that makes me mad. People who put the accent in the wrong place when they're talking. Its a HOT dog, not a hot DOG. People who don't know how to spell. Bai? What? Shut oop. Topless Tuesday. People who say "that's gay". Re